Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Product Review: njoy Eleven



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Normally, I'm not one to question the price of sex toys. Having rubbed my junk with everything from cheapo bullet vibes to luxury wonders like the SaSi, I can say with a great deal of certainty that when it comes to sex toys, you get what you pay for. High-priced playthings tend to be better made, which makes them last longer and generally a lot more fun to use.
But even I was a bit shocked to learn that the nJoy Eleven costs a whopping $300. Beautifully crafted though it may be, it is, ultimately, just a dildo. What could make a dildo cost more than the latest iPhone? I decided to dive in and find out.
Here in the Kitchen, we're no strangers to the joys of nJoy toys. Like its predecessors, the Eleven is a wonder to behold: crafted out of highly polished stainless steel, with stunningly shapely curve, the Eleven is as much an objet d'art as it is a sex toy.
But there's one big thing that makes the Eleven stand out from the rest of the nJoy family: it's huge. At eleven inches long (get it?) and two inches wide at its biggest point, the Eleven is a size queen's dream. Add in the fact that it weighs in at 2.75 lbs, and you've got yourself one hell of vaginal barbell. Whether you're fucking or flexing, the Eleven is bound to do your body good.
I started by putting the smaller end of the Eleven inside my ladyparts. (I may be a size queen, but I'm not insane). It felt great. With the curve of the head and the ripply ridges rubbing against my G-spot, I went from zero to orgasmic far more quickly than I expected. The larger end gave me a bit more trouble though: a two inch diameter may not seem that large, but when it's two inches of steel it's another story entirely. It took lots of warming up (and a bit of orgasming) before I was ready to take the bigger head inside myself.
But once inside... wow. The Eleven offers an unparalleled feeling of fullness — a large, substantial sensation that had me thanking the powers that be that I was born with a vagina.
But is it worth $300? I can't say for sure. The Eleven is a finely crafted toy that offers a unique sensual experience unlike anything I've felt before—but you'll have to decide for yourself how much you think that's worth.
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It's expensive but worth it! even usable by two if you're careful... we have one in my home, and it stays in the livingroom on the bookshelf and it passes for an artsy sculpture, and any of us can grab it when the mood strikes
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Click here to purchase the njoy Eleven.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

The joys of adolescence

Most people wouldn't go back to high school if you paid them, but there were some things that weren't so bad. Come to think about it, they were actually pretty amazing. Like the feeling of making out in the hallways at school and dry-humping the backseat of his parents car. What made it so good? Rules!

Whether because you were afraid of being caught or still believed you were going to save yourself for marriage, there were boundaries. He wasn't aloud to fondle your boobs, take off your clothes or unzip his pants.

The next time you go on a date try giving your partner some rules to follow. They will definitely encourage new experiences and excitement. Here's a few ideas to get you started:

1. No intercourse
2. Keeps your panties on
3. No removing any clothing
4. No kissing below the neck

Spice it Up reminder!

Sex life not so sizzling lately?
Here's a couple things you can do right now to get his attention:
1. Buy a sexy set of lingerie and prance around the house until he notices
2. Take a que from Jennifer Anniston in The Breakup and get your "canvas" waxed so he can paint you.
3. Practice yoga postures while he's watching t.v. When the commercials come on and he catches sight of you, he will want you to see how flexible you are in bed.
4. Give him a play by play of your sex dream from last night (make it up if you didn't actually have one). Be sure to touch him while you tell the story to get him really worked up.
5. Set the clocks ahead tonight and surprise him in the shower tomorrow morning.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sex Fact of the Day

The male orgasm lasts under 17 seconds.

That seems like alot of work for such short payoff. Luckily boys admit that the feelings of releif and pleasure experienced after orgasm last much longer.

Humans in Heat

New research indicates that women display cues of being in heat. Scientists studied changes in women's bodies and their partners when they were least fertile and when they were ovulating. As it turns out, there were several changes that women made while they were most fertile that would cause them to be more attractive to a male partner.
  1. Natural body odors become more attractive to men
  2. Skin becomes more pale
  3. Voices raise in pitch
  4. Soft tissues change to make the body more symetrical
  5. Women tend to wear more revealing clothing during ovulation

Researchers think all of these changes are linked to increases in estrogen levels that occur while ovulating.

The study also found that men were more likely to pay attention to their woman's needs and experience jealousy when their partners were fertile.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Get it while its hot!



What is not to love about an app that turns your phone into a vibrator. The ultimate in discreet vibrators, you always have it in your purse so its handy whenever the mood strikes. What traditional vibrator can you buy with over 100 speed/pattern settings? If you're worried about getting your phone messy, just wrap it in some saran wrap. This app is FREE so get it while you can!!

Sexual Supplements

So many things are involved in the human libido and if one thing is out of whack, the entire operation might shut down. Hormone levels, blood flow, and stress can all lower your sex drive. Fortunately mother nature has some things to help us out:

Don Quai (Choraka):
  • Helps balance estrogen levels
  • Improves blood circulation
  • Takes the edge off PMS
Ginkgo Biloba
  • Improves blood circulation
  • Eases tension and anxiety
  • Increases Energy
Ginseng
  • Improves blood circulation
  • Eases tension and anxiety
  • Increases Energy
Ginger
  • Increases blood flow
Avena Sativa
  • Increases sensitivity in female organs
  • Increases testosterone level
  • Promotes relaxation
Ashwagandha
  • Fights stress
  • Increases energy
  • Promotes health in reproductive organs
If you are having problems in the bedroom, the solution might be a trip to your local GNC.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Vibe Addiction

We all saw Charlotte on Sex and the City skip the social scene to stay home with her Jack Rabbit Vibrator. Like Charlotte says with her rabbit, "I know where my next orgasm is coming from," and sometimes you want the instant gratification. But just like her friends had to intervene when her addiction got out of control, you might find yourself in need of an intervention too. So what is a girl to do when your preference for battery powered stimulation starts to get noticed by your significant other? Here are some hints:
  • Remember the benefits of being with a human like feeling of weight on your body.
  • Try to make sex more of a sensual experience by listening to the sounds of both of your heavy breathing, smelling your partners aftershave, and feeling their skin. Focus on the journey instead of the destination.
  • Rather than a quick servicing, take time to relax and enjoy the experience.
  • If you try all these and still aren't satisfied, introduce your boy to your device and teach him how to get you the gratification you are seeking. Guys love a new challenge.

God bless the Irish!


Its not uncommon for me to settle into bed and pull out my trusty vibrator only to find that there isn't enough battery power left to do the job. That's always the same day that I can't find a single battery in the house that isn't on the brink of death.

Caden Enterprises in Dublin has solved this problem with their new Earth Angel sex toy. This totally green vibrator is powered by hand cranking or plugging into USB power.

Whether camping, at your desk or just short on fresh batteries, this might be a great addition to your collection.

Update: We now carry this product! Click here to purchase.

Update: Caden Enterprises has now release the "Dark Angel" which works like the Earth Angel but also has USB charging capabilities and a textured sleeve for more pleasure! Available in our store here.

Vibrator Use = Better Sexual Function

In a study performed by Indiana University's Center for Sexual Health Promotion, researchers studied women who did and did not use vibrators. Some interesting facts:
  • 52.5% of the women in the study used vibrators.
  • The women who used vibrators were more likely to have gotten their yearly gynecological exam.
  • Regular vibrator users experienced more sexual arousal, desire, lubrication and orgasm

The center did another study of vibrator use among men. The 44.8% of the men who used vibrators alone or with a partner were also more likely to have more desire, satisfaction and erectile and orgasm function. The vibrating men were more likely to perform testicular self exams. Strangely, only 10% of the men had used a vibrator within the last month.

Supporting Female Sexuality

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